Friday, August 22, 2008

Stargate: Atlantis Cancelled, Universe on Its Way...

Here's a bit of two-for-one geek-news: The Sci-Fi Channel continues its tradition of cancelling shows that people like. This time on the chopping block, Stargate: Atlantis. At the same time, it's green lit a third Stargate series, Stargate: Universe, to air in early 2009.

Okay, so I was miffed when they cancelled SG-1, severely irritated when they cancelled Farscape way back when, and continually bothered to find out that the new Battlestar Galactica was still on the air. (It's going to be gone after this season, fortunately, and I'll have to rely on possible reruns or episodes on Hulu.com to remind me just why I disliked it so much. At this point I can't remember specifics, and I suppose I'm not likely to bother re-watching to let myself be reminded. Darn.)

I seem to have lost my train of thought here. Oh! (Yes, revel, revel in the concise blogging style!) My point is that I find I honestly couldn't care less about Atlantis getting the axe. Sure, I watched some episodes--some were quite good, some not so great--but I never really got deeply into the story or anything. I couldn't tell you much about the Wraith (aside from my finding them rather dull) or the various characters, few of whom really got me to care. (Okay, so McKay's always fun, and it was nice to see Jewel Staite working after Firefly, but that's about it.) My impression, admittedly fragmented, was that the show seemed to be in search of a purpose but often failed to do anything unique or better than what SG-1 had done before it.

And, really, enough with the Replicators, huh?

As for Universe, Sci-Fi describes it as follows:

After unlocking the mystery of the Stargate's ninth chevron, a team of explorers travels to an unmanned starship called the Destiny, launched by The Ancients at the height of their civilization as a grand experiment set in motion, but never completed.

What starts as a simple reconnaissance turns into a never ending mission, as the Stargate Universe crew discovers the ship is unable to return to Earth, and they must now fend for themselves aboard the Destiny.

The crew will travel to the far reaches of the universe, connecting with each of the previously launched Stargates, thus fulfilling the Destiny's original mission.

Challenges will arise though as the ship comes into range of Stargates placed centuries ahead of the Destiny, but only for a brief period of time before carrying on with its pre-programmed navigational schedule. If someone is left behind, there is no way to go back for them, adding to the drama of encountering new races, enemies and adventures.

"A grand experiment set in motion but never completed." Hey, good trick. They've created a plot device that doesn't need to ever be explained because it was never finished! :D There's a mystery of the ninth chevron? That's a new one on me, but maybe I'm just not up on my lore.

As for the rest of it...I guess we'll see. I'll give it a shot, but the description isn't wowing me. Maybe it's just that I miss the SGC and O'Neill. It sounds somewhat like Star Trek meets Sliders, which is...workable. If they can come up with some engaging characterization, it could be decent, though I'm leery of the statement that Universe will have "a cast that gives it a younger vibe." Something about that just smells a little too much of executive tampering. Perhaps they took an O'Neill template, made him an experienced twenty-two, gave him some "attitude," and then Rasta-fied him "by about...ten-percent or so." [End Simpsons reference.]

So I'm not holding my breath. What with professional wrestling, Ghost Hunters, and constant monster-of-the-week movies penned by monkeys at best (at worst, by the folks who bring us Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Lousy Movie, and Meet the Spartans), Sci-Fi seems, like Atlantis, organizationally confused and in search of a purpose. Or maybe some Replicators.

But that's another blog.

Speaking of other blogs, click here for the full story in The Hollywood Reporter by James Hibberd.

Michael G. Munz
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Speedily Submitting Short Stories (or something)

One of my favorite quotes (which for the longest time I mistakenly attributed to Dan Simmons, having read it first in Hyperion--it's actually Peter De Vries) is "I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork."

I bring it up in this case because actually SUBMITTING my writing for publication is something I don't do nearly enough as I probably should. I like writing stories, I hate writing cover letters (or even the short email prefaces for electronic submissions).

However, since it's been a little while since one of my short stories found a home (okay, not too long; "Playing with Hubris," one of my favorites, was in NexGen Pulp a few months ago), I've thrust my butt into the self-booting machine ($199.95, Sharper Image catalog) and sent out a flurry of submissions.

...by which I mean about four. Here's a quick teaser/rundown of the stories I've sent to various fiction magazines, otherwise known as a few children I hope to hear about finding homes for soon:

"The Atheist and the Ferryman"
Many of us have lots of things in our basement. Old clothes, washing machines, giant Olmec heads of Xtapolapocetl, etc. Marcus just happens to have a cave leading to Hades. This is one of my favorite stories that I've written, if not THE favorite, though I've not yet found a place for it. Do I like it so much that I can't see it's flaws, I wonder? Then again, it mixes Greek myth with modern times and a somewhat macabre sense of humor, so it IS an odd one to try to squeeze into a genre label.

"Beyond Memory"
This one's a bit different from what I usually write and probably closest to magical realism than anything else I've written. If you could connect with the actual spirit of a lost loved one when you dreamed, would it be worth it if you couldn't remember when you woke? What price would you pay to not forget your time together? I came up with this one for a PNWA contest a while back, but at the time I had to rush it and quite honestly it wasn't ready then. After some polishing, I'm sending it out into the world once more.

"Katy's Deal"
This is a short one that I wrote a while back and recently polished. It's pretty short (only 975 words) and makes for an amusing diversion if you like the idea of a technophile teenager trying to both get a job as Death's assistant and help him to get Wi-Fi access. (Yeah, I write weird ones.)

"Pen Pal"
Another short one, this time without humor and going more toward creepy. How would YOU feel if after three years of agoraphobia you started receiving death threats demanding a murdered man's gold watch hidden in your attic?

(Hmm. Attics, basements. I should write something dealing with a scaaaaaary linen closet! The towels! The towels are scratchy! Ruuuuuuun!!)

Michael G. Munz
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Saturday, August 9, 2008

Visual Geekmusement

My week's been pretty busy with somewhat dull stuff, so this blog entry's just going to be a few simple (but amusing) things. Then again, life's made up of simple (but amusing) things (e.g. Ralph Wiggum), so yes! This is a celebration of LIFE!

(What, too exuberant?)

First, under not terribly geeky but still pretty darned neat is this video from Today's Big Thing: Slow-motion lightning! The beginning in particular is spectacular. What I want to know is how long it took them to GET that shot, and whether or not a DeLorean was involved.



(Blogger seems to be having trouble with the embed, so here's a direct link.)


Following sight, now we go to sound...or sight and sound, I suppose, which is what makes this next video so cool. The best way I can think of to describe it is Half-Life 2 meets the iPod advertising crew:


Continuing on the Half-Life 2 trend, this is probably the funniest thing resulting from fan-fiction that I've ever seen. Half Life: Full Life Consequences is apparently the result of a 9 year-old's HL2 fan-fiction and a bunch of animators with a good collective sense of humor. Sure, it's essentially the visual equivalent of a kid playing in his backyard with his action figures, but then again so was Star Wars: Clone Wars.


And finally some non-video...sort of. Language translation in the film industry is tricky, at best; more so when it comes to pirated movies. And so it came to be that copies of Revenge of the Sith turned up in Hong Kong were translated as "Backstroke of the West." I could say more, but frankly this blogger does it much better, so link on over to take a look at what happens when you translate "Jedi Council" into "Presbyterian Church." Here's the link. (You'll have to scroll down a bit there to get to the content.)

Michael G. Munz
www.michaelgmunz.com

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